There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.
WHY ARE NEON PINK AND BABY PINK A FLAVOUR? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT NEON PINK AND BABY PINK TASTES LIKE?
Cartoon characters’ first appearances versus most recent appearances.